I know that each girl is beautiful in her own way. And I definitely don’t mean to offend anybody. But I know in person the most beautiful girl in the world. I am serious. Do you want me to tell you about her? I have her phone number. We meet sometimes and I can even hug her if I want to.
Now you probably think that I am lucky. But in fact, it is not a good thing at all. Because since I know her, it is impossible for me to like any other girl. And I am doomed to stay forever alone.
I bet you haven’t thought about that.